Kara and I were reflecting on some of the terrible ways I seduced her.
And then this happened.

Kara and I were reflecting on some of the terrible ways I seduced her.

And then this happened.

(Source: furples, via multicolors)

BUT SERIOUSLY. IT’S NOT A PROBLEM UNTIL YOU START UPSETTING MY DOGS.

IT HURTS THEIR FUCKING EARS ASSHOLES.

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S AMPLIFIED BY THE SILENCE OF 1 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING.

BE BACK SOON.

I’m about to kill my neighbors. All of them.

Fucking seriously.

They are having a party louder than any I’ve ever encountered.

Total fucking bros.

Setting off firecrackers and making my dogs panic.

ENOUGH MOTHER FUCKERS.

wrendarla:

The bejewelled hands of goth Tony Lightowler during his wedding vows renewal service during Whitby Goth Weekend

wrendarla:

The bejewelled hands of goth Tony Lightowler during his wedding vows renewal service during Whitby Goth Weekend

(Source: Guardian, via gothsandpunks)

I would really appreciate things starting work out at this point.

I am fucking desperate.

I don’t know what to wear out.

Look at my new babies that i got for 5 dollars! Perfect working order.

Look at my new babies that i got for 5 dollars! Perfect working order.

There is a gorgeous greyhound available for adoption at one of the Colorado greyhound rescues.

And I really hope I can work my life out soon.

Because I want him.

So badly.

His name is Moose and he’s a retired racer.

(Source: ateratraatrum, via shankdeeeeezy)